Does your brand need relationship therapy?

Ever wonder if your brand is giving off cold “it’s not you, it’s me” energy?

Maybe customers are ghosting. Maybe your vibe is confusing. Or maybe… your brand just needs to talk to someone.

That’s where Brand TheraGPT™ comes in. (You need to log in to ChatGPT to use it).

Think of it as a free relationship coach for brands, except the therapist is an emotionally literate large language model with a curious taste in metaphors.

You can ask it what kind of partner your brand is. What baggage it’s carrying. Or whether it prefers Kentucky Freud Chicken to Pavlov’s HotDog.

Ask it whatever you like.

Just drop in any brand name (or URL) to see how the AI describes its personality, love language, ideal partners and infidelity risks - all based entirely on what’s floating around online.

It’s part perception audit, part psychology experiment, and part playful provocation.

And it’s absolutely free. No registration required. Just log into your ChatGPT account and you’re good to go.

why marketers are loving it

Aside from being strangely addictive, Brand TheraGPT™ is also sneakily strategic.

It shows you how your brand is showing up in the minds of machines and, by extension, the humans they assist.

TheraGPT surfaces the signals your brand is broadcasting (and the ones you didn’t even realize were being picked up). And if you’re in marketing, strategy, or brand-building… that’s kind of priceless.

It’s also a cheeky proof-of-concept: how tools like this can be used not just to diagnose brand issues, but to create buzzworthy content and campaigns with built-in insight.

how accurate is it?

Honestly? Somewhere between astrology and analytics.

It’s not here to replace market research or psychographic profiling. But it is a fast, fun, and surprisingly illuminating way to reflect on how your brand is coming across in the AI age.

And if the results make you laugh, wince, or rethink your tone-of-voice? Even better. That means it's working. Best of all, it costs nothing.

Try Brand TheraGPT™ for yourself → Click here to open in ChatGPT (you will need to log into your ChatGPT account).


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